WHAAAAAT- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? It is that time again. I am fasting today so I can get crazy tomorrow. Funnest show of the year!!!! (that’s me below)
As you know, Spookie & I are on the “farewell tour” of my show here at KPAM. I have been on the air as the host of The Simple Kitchen for almost 6 years……and now I am wrapping it up, calling it quits, walking away. Fret not, because before we stick a fork in this thang, we will have ONE LAST Ultimate Oregon Thanksgiving with some of Portland’s top bloggers:
Lindsay A. Strannigan who writes at Rosemarried will talk to us about desserts, specifically a Cranberry Cream Pie as well as a Brussels Sprout Caesar !!
will also welcome back Nancy Granada of Kindred Kitchen Will be showing us how to make Indian Corn Pudding ! (Gluten Free!!)
Jenni Bost will join from A Well Crafted Party and cover the Cranberry sauce!
Next up will be Carrie Cowan who writes at Swell Kid , one of the Original members of the Ultimate Thanksgiving crew back to do what she does best: Teach us about Turkey!!
We will be rounded out with the “Boys of Aria Gin” Erik & Ryan….showing us what we should be serving! (and keeping us in giggle-fits)
So, we will see you Sunday 10am to Noon for one HECK of a show! Join Spookie & I, along with this talented group as we show you how to have :
THE ULTIMATE OREGON THANKSGIVING!!
It is the beginning of the Farewell tour of The Simple Kitchen. David Specter of Bells Up Winery stops by with a couple of bottles of delicious wine, and a fascinating story of how Bells Up came to be so magical. Jess of Red Duck is back to talk taco sauce!
Alan and Ben of Bar Botellon have come to talk about Little Boxes and some delicious refillable wine. Dena of Tony’s Chocolonely has brought holiday chocolate. FRUIT MONKEY! Josh of Rubinette has returned with something perfect for Thanksgiving!
OMG. Come on dude, did you really cut in front of me and in the process almost knock me over with you and your 3 year old sons North Face puffy coats?
I’m standing in line at a store at a museum, ready to purchase the payoff for my kids learning about astronauts and planes for 3 hours. A really cool Black Hawk thingy and a Space-Barbie. My kids are ready to explode, but are minding themselves …excited for the toys, and UNDERSTANDING that there are rules. Insert “Dad out with his son alone on the weekend” guy. This mofo is knocking everything over with he and his sons fashionably matching 300- dollar nylon poofs. (seriously – these coats are made for surviving while climbing the face of a Alaskan Glacier……WTF?) This bastard literally walks in front of me and “takes a cut” as Montana pointed out. What did I do? Waited my turn then when standing next to him at the counter I asked the cashier loudly “did I do that right? Is that the line?” She smiles….knowing what is happening and loudly responds “oh yes, that large yellow line is where the line begins,” I look at him, Mr. Asshole who puts leather shoes on his kid when it is POURING rain and the poor kids feet are now sopping, you know, despite the fact that he is a “holder toddler” and say straight to his face “YES, that’s what my daughter thought…she is 4 and has manners.” Grabbed my bags and walked away. See, he was still cashing out because he has to hold his child at all times. Makes it hard to do anything quickly. No sympathy. None. If my old ass can figure out that there are normally lines in stores, with all that I have going on in an average moment…..then this ass hat can try to step outside of his 3 inch bubble and OPEN HIS EYES.
What a dickweed.